The Toxic Avenger 3: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989)

 

Reviewed by The Creep

Fuck.

*Originally that’s all my review was going to say, but I decided to man up and bite the bullet. Blah blah blah, here’s Troma’s Toxic Avenger part III : The Last Temptation of Toxie.*

The evil Apocalypse Inc corporation is back to terrorize Tromaville, and once again Melvin, the Toxic Avenger is in some shitty self conscious funk. This time Apocalypse Inc actually tricks Melvin into working for them.  We actually see melvin as a yuppie.  Blah blah blah, Melvin realizes the folly of his ways and tries to kick Apocalypse Inc outta town.

*but wait!*

He can’t.  He signed a contract.  Apocalypse Inc has him by his toxic nutsack. Toxie tries to beat the chairman’s ass…

*but wait!*

The chairman of Apocalypse Inc turns out to be none other than… Satan! That’s right, the Devil himself.  Now Satan has 5 levels of doom that Melvin must complete to save Tromaville…. right about here is where I must have dozed off because all I remember after that is a school bus full of children and then the credits.

The Last Temptation of Toxie had potential. Maybe not.  Troma fucked it up either way.   To me they should have cut both Toxic Avengers 2 & 3 in half and kept it as one movie. This film drags on and on and i kinda wanted to fast forward to get to the point.  The imagery of Toxie against the backdrop of “The Last Temptation of Christ” was kinda cool, but not cool enough to save the film.

 

Overall score 2 outta 5

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