Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

Reviewed by The Creep

I find that the internet brings out the worst in people.  (Present company excluded, of course) between talking boners and film critics with cleft assholes.  I have seen todays film take a lot of undeserved bullshit from critics. So tonight I bring you IMDB’s most hated: “Surf Nazis Must Die”

Troma brings us the campy exploitation flick, Surf Nazis Must Die.  In an 80s themed “sometime in the distant future”, a massive earthquake leaves California in a state of chaos. Gangs of surfers have taken over the beaches, and the infamous surf nazis are making a play for total control.   In the midst of this power struggle the nazis kill a man named Leroy, basically for being black on the beach.  Little do the nazis know Leroy’s momma is a force to be reckoned with.  Fueled by vengeance and armed to the teeth, Leroy’s momma demands payment for her son’s life… in blood.

Surf Nazis Must Die is classic 80s era exploitation. Everything is super cheesey, the acting is straight out of an 80s porno flick.  The gangs kinda remind me of the warriors, where all members wear outrageous outfits based on some silly theme.  Surf Nazis Must Die is awesome because it is bad. (common theme with Cult classics in general)  To be honest the film can drag in a few spots, but overall its not too bad.

By far the best part of this film is Leroy’s momma. She kicks a bunch of nazi ass, and is one tough ol broad.

Overall score 3 1/2 outta 5


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