No Tell Motel (2012)

Reviewed by 42ndego

Straight to DVD, no blood and guts, unintentionally poor acting, lousy story, No Tell Motel is everything you hope not to see in a Horror film. Now, I have nothing against B films. But what I don’t care for are B films that leave you with the impression that the filmmaker is actually trying to make a respectable film. Making it even more painful to watch. So let’s do this so I can put this movie behind me and forget about it.

A group of kids in their early to mid 20’s are going on what appears to be a road trip. They end up stranded at an abandoned motel that is haunted by a bitter little girl who shares her unfortunate story with the new visitors. What follows is an hour and 20 minutes of nobody giving a shit that, one by one, their friends are being killed. Having the kind of dramatic acting skills you find in spanish soap opera’s. Nothing about this movie pulls you in and I actually lost complete interest at the 30 minute mark. Leaving me with 50 minutes of glancing at my watch. There really isn’t a whole lot left to say aside from, don’t waste your time.

Gore: 1 out of 5

Entertainment Value: 1  out of 5

Story: 1  out of 5

Overall: -1 out of 5

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