Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes (2012)

Reviewed by 42ndego

Currently drinking: Shocktop Pumpkin Wheat

Isn’t it nice that there are people like myself that are willing to watch shitty movies so you don’t have to? Allowing you to save your time and money for something actually worth while? I think so. Corey Grant’s “Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes”, an hour and a half of “Oh my god” and “What was that?” To me, it’s as if The Blair Witch Project fucked The Devil Inside, had an abortion, and this was the end result. And even that is being generous. I don’t understand how films like this end up available for public consumption.

A group of aspiring filmmakers set out to track down the legendary Bigfoot in the beautiful forests of Northern California. Their goal is to get rich by capturing footage of the urban legend. The end result shows us that Bigfoot is in fact an alien. Yes, that’s right. The furry beast now abducts people and, although he is supposedly 8-10 feet tall, is surprisingly good at remaining unseen. I say this because you don’t see a damn thing for the entire movie! So many lost opportunities throughout the film, leaving me frustrated and wanting to put my “Bigfoot” through my TV! I think movies that are made with no intention of being at least somewhat decent such as this need to be marked with a warning label.

In conclusion, this film is crap, skip it and be better off.

 

Gore: 1 out of 5

Entertainment Value: 1 out of 5

Story: -1 out of 5

Overall: -1 out of 5

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